Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater

amoying:

infinity-imagined:

The actual distance between the Earth and the Moon.

THAT’S HOW YOU GET A MAN

GENIUS

placentalasagna:

i need a moment

questionabletendencies:

tyra banks’ vine is a work of art

itsgottabelou:

im laughing harder than i should be

iced-leaf-juice:

wv-pm:

technoskittles:

coffeekitteh:

saidididntwantone:

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

thatssodaisy:

Since when was this

more beautiful than this

Reblog to end the impossible standards set by the media. All burgers are beautiful.

oomshi:

Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me

darrynek:

i hope Kanye West becomes the pope so we can all be Kanye Blessed